Tina Hollywell

Those London Chicks contributor Tina Hollywell writes articles for her column ‘Single…and loving it’. She shares her joys and horror stories of being single.

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Can’t Find the Bathroom – Online Dating Disaster

Can’t Find the Bathroom Not me. I know where the bathroom is in my own apartment. My Bumble date however, couldn’t figure it out. Let’s start at the beginning… I joined Bumble (another dating app) a few days ago after some encouragement from a friend. I matched with a few…

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Winning In Vegas

Ahhhh Las Vegas. Party central, hook-up heaven…and hangover hell. Never, I repeat, never book an early flight to leave Vegas. You will suffer from major anxiety, you will smell like booze and you will count every sorry minute till you get back to the comfort of your little apartment and…

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Wrestle Mania

Wrestle Mania 2017 I am not a wrestler. I don’t want to be a wrestler, though I do like a good roll around in the bedroom and occasionally like it a bit rough…this guy took it to the next level though and I have the marks to prove it. It…

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Wing Man for the Win.

Wing Man for The Win Me that is. I wing-manned and I won. My pal Amanda had met some dude during the summer at a party at the Playboy Mansion. He was a young guy from Boston in LA on a business trip and was going to be back in…

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Texts From Last Night

Have you been on that website? Textsfromlastnight.com There’s a phone app too and for a time a couple of summers ago I would look at it all the time, so much funny stuff on there, mostly drunken adventures and sexual mishaps and all hilarious. It’s all anonymous and you choose…

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The Best Sex I’ve Ever Had.

The Best Sex I’ve Ever Had. From what I remember… A real man. Funny, feisty and fucking gorgeous.  I met him snowboarding last year at Big Bear when I went on this party bus annual trip called The Winter Snow Show. Dolls, if you need to meet man come on…

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Brentwood

Brentwood  Our Single and Loving it Chick! Hello Chicks, sorry I haven’t written in a while. A lot has happened in the last few months and a lot hasn’t been happening…I have been sexually inactive since December. No shenanigans, no penetration, nothing. Nada. Zip. Today’s tale is from over a…

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Drive Safely – A Date With A Douche bag

My flat mate, Stephen, was working as a writer’s assistant for a TV show and when filming was done he invited me to the wrap party in Hollywood. It would be the whole cast and crew, director and producers. “Hmmmm…maybe…” I said “It’s open bar,” he said. I said, “I’m…

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Bad Online Dating #2

Online Dating Tinder Number Two Scott Lang. Woof he was handsome, we’d had great text banter and decided to meet for dinner and drinks at a trendy place in Studio City, I was so nervous I wouldn’t know what to say or how to greet him so I chugged a…

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Bad Online Dating #1

I used to be totally against online dating, I wanted to meet someone ‘organically’ (doesn’t that sound wanky?) but let’s be realistic, in the dance business the chance of meeting a straight, appropriately aged man is slim-to-none. Even if you do meet one he has probably shagged half the girls…